First thing first. Wear a black hat! I mean it goes with the outfite, makes 
you a BIT less recognizable then the messy hair, and you don't have to comb 
the hair!

In the first strip, you should of had the Twat reading someing more then Fun 
with Ipac, althou, it WOULD be a good book to have ready when you are 
expected to supply food to a charrity dinner.

The snot thing was a poor choice. He should of said, "Unless you are getting 
naked, nothing is happening."

In the second strip, I admit that I DID get all those things, except the 
dismembered smurfs from the blacktown Library computers! You should of paid 
attention to the cloak and had it show that he spent about five minutes 
saving and closing things down!

Also, where is his backpack to hide things in!

In the third on, the love potions, although disgusting, they DO have a use. 
Put them in the drinking water for the mothers against homosexuality (or 
some other such group) as they are having a get together meeting to disguse 
the matter.

Having a slave for $15.00 is cheap! I could sell a real fairy for a LOT of 
money! Also, if she WAS my slave forever, then I would take full advantage 
of her. Imaging pimping her out to sickos who rip her body to pieces as they 
fuck her! Then the film of someone grinding her up! That is not even 
including using her in crimes! She could fly into places and undo the locks 
from inside!

Also, imagine all the money you could get from role play geeks who would pay 
HEAPS to see a living fairy? (Not to mention the megabucks from those with 
paticullar fetishes where midgets are just to big for them. You DON'T want 
to know more about three which just sprung to mind while writting this bit.)

The possibilities are ENDLESS!

Before shoplifting from a shop, always check out the security, such as 
cameras and security guards. If planning on stealing from a magic shop, chat 
with a staff member there casually and ask about magic security.

If you bash up a shop keeper and and leave them trapped, don't just steal a 
book, steal whatever you can! All those other wonderful books on the Dark 
arts, the money from the till, and so much more (I can understand how he got 
the film for strip 7, he stole it to prevent it being used against him in a 
court of law.)

Never leave a magic user who is pissed off at you alive! It would of been so 
easy to make it appear that his head was crushed under the weight of the 
books, and means that no-one knows what magic books you have!

On strip 4, as I said before, NEVER waste Coke like that!

	Also, steal his wallet!

In strip 5, you should of had him raise some female zombies. He could of 
rented them out to some necrophiles at the very least. Also, in the last 
pannel, when one of the zombies says "want brains" does he reffer to his 
hunger, or his master?


Strip 6

	I would of sold the creamed corn to a fetish palor. Do you REALLY want more 
information?

Strip 7

	Did he try to cut her into sections and sell them to different labs around 
the world?

Strip 8

He should of been thinking along the lines of "Good thing I talked him into 
it, after borrowing $1000 from him."

I see that you have also slightly covered the "Furry Fetish" or "Yiff" 
fetish with those bunny ears. See Wikipedia for more information about Yiff.

If you mention St Vinnies, be VERY kind to them! If you want to be cruel to 
a charaity, try the Salvos. DO NOT DEPICT St Vinnies badly!

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